Steve Turns to the Darkside

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Evidence arrived at monster network towers confirming the circulating rumours that Steve Bailey has, we're very sad to report, turned to the Darkside and is now a professional binliner/8-wheeled gay/fruitboot/rollergoose/bauer-flower...in short, he now soul grinds. We've attached the proof (this was shot before he started to wear orange ragga dungarees, quadruple XL white wifebeater vest and bleached dreads under a helmet). We've subsequently burnt all his 'Into the Fall' footage and he'll have a new part filmed soon consisting of sliding down ramps crosslegged, sitting on coping asking 'geez, can i go, nice one, sorted', two handed handplants with bicycle legs and as previewed in this clip, casual clicks.


P.S. Not really.